Anonymous said: do you know what homestuck is? if not its a web comic made by the same guy who wrote problem sleuth. but its way more confusing
Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s
You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.
OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM.
I did both…
i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now
You kinky son of a bitch.
I used to step on mine until they exploded.
(Source: manda)via cheshireduchess
" Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. “
bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war
why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there
what are you gonna do?
stab a skeleton in the heart?
no, I’ll play their rib bones like xylobones and destroy the morale of the skeleton army with my sick and delightful xylobone playing
College Major Stereotypes:
Gender and Sexuality Studies:
Computer Science and Engineering:
Choaked at Theater
I DIED AT MUSIC
(Source: magneticmotif)via cheshireduchess